March 2010
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Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care →
fuckyeahcanada:
Bitch! These are our socialized death-panels! Get your own and stay the fuck out of Canada!
Fucking cunt.
Rogue Wave- Chicago X 12
“You’ll never know...
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fuckyeahsufjanstevens:
Sufjan Stevens - Casimir...
February 2010
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What an amazing night!
Gah. Man oh man. I might be in trouble a little bit. Oh boy.
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“If I was crying
in the van with my...
“Will you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.”
Between work and sleep I’m basically sitting in bed, stalking the internet, and filling my mind with the fluff that is cable television.
And I keep telling myself it’s to unwind. To be doing something I don’t have to pay attention to. “I deserve this”, I say to the small part of my brain that still has expectations. And it says back “No, you really...
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I just ordered Infinite Jest on Amazon.
So I guess I’ll have a hobby in a week or so.
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I’ve had a match.com profile for a couple months and had completely forgotten about it. Until about 5 minutes ago.
“Winking” at people online is weird. Anything online is weird. I’m tempted to quit the internet entirely. But it wouldn’t actually solve anything, because human interaction, even on the most basic level, makes absolutely no sense to me. Normalcy eludes...
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WatchAmazing.
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January 2010
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I'm sickly and
I have a crush on every boy.
Cute FedEx guy.
Cute Starbucks barista guy with the horrible attitude.
Smoking hot guy that may or may not work in the mall. And if not, he should.
Hot guy that smokes cigarettes a lot.
Gay guy with the nice smile and amazing hair.
That one guy. And probably that other guy.
It’s out of control. Apparently when single too long, the lonely and attention...
oh the times, they are a'changin'
Time to do something about some things. Well. About everything, really.
What’s the point in being alive if you’re not even going to attempt to be happy?
And if you’re doing the same things, in the same manner, and you’re miserable, then why aren’t you doing something to fix it? So why aren’t you, Lauren, damn’t.
Progress. I suppose it’s about...
Zach and I are bored with our lives, so we’re going on an adventure tomorrow. To Savannah. Hopefully I’ll find my damn camera so that I’ll have pictures to document that yes, I do actually get days off. And that yes, I actually drag my ass out of bed on these most rare of days. Tomorrow.
Arghhhhh.
I’m not angry. I’m not vindictive. I’m not going to do anything about how I feel right now. I wish any of that was a lie.
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“Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the...”
– Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Gonzo Papers, volume 2
I just had a genius idea…maybe not quite “genius”, but getting there. The next time I’m out somewhere and a dude starts buying me drinks, I’m going to start bringing up every random, horrible thing that has ever happened to me, mostly horrible things that have happened to my friends that I will apply to me. So the new goal when going out is no longer “get free...
Like an idiot, I slept all day. Which isn’t entirely my fault. It’s work’s fault. And whoever made it so damn cold…it’s that person’s fault. So here I sit, wide awake, in the middle of the night (actually, it’s early morning. And people are getting up for work and school and life, I’m the only lazy ass whining about being awake in the morning). ...
Dear alcohol,
I think it’s best that we end our relationship. Let’s not be ugly about this. We’re just not good for eachother any more. I’ll admit that at first I was enamored with you. Infatuated. We had so much fun together. So many laughs and great experiences and moments of my life that I’ve completely forgotten. Can’t that be enough, can you understand...
I wish I knew how to make anything right in my...
December 2009
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