I just had a genius idea…maybe not quite “genius”, but getting there. The next time I’m out somewhere and a dude starts buying me drinks, I’m going to start bringing up every random, horrible thing that has ever happened to me, mostly horrible things that have happened to my friends that I will apply to me. So the new goal when going out is no longer “get free drinks”, but is now “creap this poor sucker out whilst he buys me drinks”. I can be a different person every night. Clean from cocaine for 2 weeks. A reformed alcoholic. Pregnant. Should be epic. But I’ll have to start going out more…which sucks. Could be worth it. Creapin’ creepy bitches out. Yessss.
