I’m sickly and
I have a crush on every boy.
Cute FedEx guy.
Cute Starbucks barista guy with the horrible attitude.
Smoking hot guy that may or may not work in the mall. And if not, he should.
Hot guy that smokes cigarettes a lot.
Gay guy with the nice smile and amazing hair.
That one guy. And probably that other guy.
It’s out of control. Apparently when single too long, the lonely and attention deprived female tends to lose her fucking mind over anything with a penis. Well, not animals. Just attractive males.
Sheesh.
