I’ve had a match.com profile for a couple months and had completely forgotten about it. Until about 5 minutes ago.
“Winking” at people online is weird. Anything online is weird. I’m tempted to quit the internet entirely. But it wouldn’t actually solve anything, because human interaction, even on the most basic level, makes absolutely no sense to me. Normalcy eludes me. Right now, everything eludes me. But that’s because I drank too much coffee and my hands are all shaky.
I need to go read a book. I need some Salinger in my life.